Only if you can convince me Dolly Parton is flat
that depends on what you use to convince me...
You can try - I enjoy listening
You don't have to convince me. It's pretty flat where I live, as far as I can see. Just an example of how flat it is. My dog ran away and I watched him for three days before he was out of sight.
The clue is in your Q :)
If you mean as flat as an orange, yes.
Not as long as l have a hole in my bottom :-)