"It's against my religion" hahaha
I am a spoiled brat
It's not my fault if history hasn't taught you to never expect that of me...
It was because of the previous regime!!!!"...... that is the excuse the current government still uses after eighteen years.
cause I don't want to, that's why.
I had a flat tire...Sorry
I didn't do it; I didn't even think about doing it; well, maybe I thought about doing it; but that doesn't mean I did it, does it?
I wanted to do it.
*checks give a crap gage* Still on don't. ;)
It wasn't me! I was:
kidnapped by aliens...
had all 4 flat tires
fell asleep on my treadmill
My Velociraptor ate my coffee maker.
I'm very sorry, but I left my best excuse at home.
My best excuse is out of stock for the moment, please allow 4-6 weeks and try again. Thank you for you patience.
Where am I?!! =)
Sometimes especially if you massage your temples at the same time lmao!
I blame the dog too.