just slap them. solves everything.
I sure as He'll hope not. I don't want children
They're whiny and needy and bratty. And they smell and question everything and their noses run and they won't blow them and then they grow up and get all hormonal and crazy and get pregnant before marriage and yuck.
you can but its very very hard. specially if you care about him or her! best way to calm them down is telling them, look, I have problems in my life too, everyone does. Concentrate in the good things in life, lets go do something else that'll make you forget about this :)
lol, try to get him out of his house, people react to events in their lifes differently, maybe he needs your support :3
walk out of the room?
Duct tape works. They can calm themselves down in silence.
respect them...give them their space...then.. confront them.
Distract them or give them food. o_o If neither of things shut them up, you're going to have to wait it out.
It works with people of all ages, I think. :D Good luck.
spike there drink
I used to be able to do it with me friends kid. It was just a matter of holding him and speaking calmly.
Distract them with another topic
Take their mind off of what's causing them to whine