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Can you catch me off guard by saying something completely random?

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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 8:28PM
if a tree fall's in a forest and there's no one there,who give's a ****..
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 6:52PM
Jesus got drunk and puked in my car.
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:54PM
Shoving an umbrella down your throat will not help you eat better or fly.
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:16PM
Architects! Up there...architects!
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:16PM
Shloppy mormonomonisms.
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:19PM
i love you
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:22PM
when i want my boyfriend to stop playing wow, i pull down his trousers and start giving him the best ******* ever
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:25PM
EP member ilooklikejesus steals laundry and tampons. :P
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:25PM
The soup is good today.
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:30PM
I fart in your general direction!
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:31PM
I have a vagina!
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:35PM
the dingo ate cho babey
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:41PM
When I passed you by the other day, seeing the outfit you were wearing, I thought "Damn! Lookin' good." ;)
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 4:04PM
Hey,

I won a trip to Disneyland and I can invite 5 people,
would you watch my dog!
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 4:18PM
Tuppence a bucket, well stamped down!
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Posted Aug 5th, 2009 at 4:42PM
look out your window the purple cows are watching you they are waiting for you to go to sleep so they can probe you so you can help in the making of the purple cow antichrist
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