How about this ...<br />
I live next to a golf course. I was walking for exercise on the sidewalk near one of the tees. There were a bunch of guys standing there and one yelled out .. "NICE BUTT"!! <br />
I was flabbergasted! Who do they think they are talking to me that way ... and I mumbled to myself as I continued to storm by them. A few seconds later, I heard ... "REALLY NICE PUTT!!" <br />
Ooops .. my bad .. lol
Ive done that......or push the down button on the elevator when its already on the ground floor.....and stand there and wonder why it isnt moving...hahahahaha
Slipping on wet leaves oh the shame, stepping in dog mess then taking it into somebody's house ahhh lol.
Running a shower, wondering why the hot water is taking so long to heat up and thinking wtf happened to all the hot water, only to realise you only switched on the cold tap ;9 idiot!!
What you think is a glass door,turns out to be the glass window. (close)
Even worse, I was bent down straining with my hands under the bottom of a door marked "Lift"