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The funnier the better :O)
pennynoodles pennynoodles 46-50, F 12 Answers Sep 15, 2012 in Health

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"It's against my religion to be vertical"

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You know the best excuse already. But if you're in bed and on EP you're doing it all wrong....lol

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Ha ha ha. I like my me time when eating my breakfast in bed. There's plenty of time later for that :O)

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Brekky in bed? Are you serious? Cornflake crumbs and milk in the sheets...that's just uncool.

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That's why girls have cleavages..

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oh, is that what boobs are for? If you let me round your place I might be able to clean up your chest too ;)

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That's a long username. Must take you half hour to log in on here :O)

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On the other hand strawberries and whipped cream bring all sorts of fun ways to eat breakfast now don't they?

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You think my username is long.... You should see my password. ;)

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LOLOLOL

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Hopefully the person next to you is a good reason to stay put.

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Well, I do like my cat very much but...... :O)

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Cats make excellent heated pillows

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My husband tied me up and forgot to untie me before he went to work..

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Oh dear. I hope you don't need a wee soon!

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Lol right?? I hope I'm never stuck in that situation lol

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So please tell us you're typing with your clitoris!

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If you do the greebles under your bed will grab your ankles and pull you into the void. :o

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OMG, I have greebles!!!! I thought I'd got rid of all those :O(

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I put more under the bed <.<

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I'll take another look. What exactly am I looking for.....?

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Well that wouldn't be any fun if I told you, now would it :P

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You don't need one. Stay and do as you wish!

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Someone stole the floor in the night, I am stuck here. Fortunately I got my laptop with me

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The worm thing from Tremors is in the floor.

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either im in a bad mood nothing can cheer me up, or too depressed/scared of any decisions i would make and regret later.

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Maybe I could go on strike.

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More sleep, less activity

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My brain's too wriggly to sleep

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