"It's against my religion to be vertical"
You know the best excuse already. But if you're in bed and on EP you're doing it all wrong....lol
Brekky in bed? Are you serious? Cornflake crumbs and milk in the sheets...that's just uncool.
oh, is that what boobs are for? If you let me round your place I might be able to clean up your chest too ;)
On the other hand strawberries and whipped cream bring all sorts of fun ways to eat breakfast now don't they?
You think my username is long.... You should see my password. ;)
Hopefully the person next to you is a good reason to stay put.
Cats make excellent heated pillows
My husband tied me up and forgot to untie me before he went to work..
Lol right?? I hope I'm never stuck in that situation lol
So please tell us you're typing with your clitoris!
If you do the greebles under your bed will grab your ankles and pull you into the void. :o
I put more under the bed <.<
Well that wouldn't be any fun if I told you, now would it :P
You don't need one. Stay and do as you wish!
Someone stole the floor in the night, I am stuck here. Fortunately I got my laptop with me
The worm thing from Tremors is in the floor.
either im in a bad mood nothing can cheer me up, or too depressed/scared of any decisions i would make and regret later.
More sleep, less activity