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Can you give me a good excuse for not getting out of bed?

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    toeyasaromansandal - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by toeyasaromansandal Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:34AM

    You know the best excuse already. But if you're in bed and on EP you're doing it all wrong....lol

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  1. pennynoodles - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by pennynoodles Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:35AM

    Ha ha ha. I like my me time when eating my breakfast in bed. There's plenty of time later for that :O)

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  2. toeyasaromansandal - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by toeyasaromansandal Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:37AM

    Brekky in bed? Are you serious? Cornflake crumbs and milk in the sheets...that's just uncool.

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  1. Shoreboy - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Shoreboy Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:54AM

    "It's against my religion to be vertical"

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  2. Wanderartist - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by Wanderartist Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:34AM

    Hopefully the person next to you is a good reason to stay put.

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  3. pennynoodles - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by pennynoodles Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:37AM

    Well, I do like my cat very much but...... :O)

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  4. Wanderartist - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by Wanderartist Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:45AM

    Cats make excellent heated pillows

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  5. Brody1530 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Brody1530 Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:34AM

    My husband tied me up and forgot to untie me before he went to work..

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  6. pennynoodles - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by pennynoodles Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:35AM

    Oh dear. I hope you don't need a wee soon!

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  7. Brody1530 - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Brody1530 Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:36AM

    Lol right?? I hope I'm never stuck in that situation lol

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  8. SilenceEvermore - 18-21 years old

    Posted by SilenceEvermore Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:33AM

    If you do the greebles under your bed will grab your ankles and pull you into the void. :o

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  9. pennynoodles - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by pennynoodles Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:36AM

    OMG, I have greebles!!!! I thought I'd got rid of all those :O(

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  10. SilenceEvermore - 18-21 years old

    Reply by SilenceEvermore Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:37AM

    I put more under the bed <.<

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  11. RalphKramden - 56-60 years old

    Posted by RalphKramden Sep 15th, 2012 at 8:36AM

    You don't need one. Stay and do as you wish!

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  12. wanderingsage - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by wanderingsage Sep 15th, 2012 at 3:35AM

    You'll rip the space time contimuum if you get out of bed

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  13. uncfred - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by uncfred Sep 15th, 2012 at 3:18AM

    Someone stole the floor in the night, I am stuck here. Fortunately I got my laptop with me

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  14. poeticdiva - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by poeticdiva Sep 15th, 2012 at 3:15AM

    The worm thing from Tremors is in the floor.

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  15. Justagirl444 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by Justagirl444 Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:44AM

    either im in a bad mood nothing can cheer me up, or too depressed/scared of any decisions i would make and regret later.

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  16. pennynoodles - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by pennynoodles Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:48AM

    Maybe I could go on strike.

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  17. Lushiro - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Lushiro Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:34AM

    More sleep, less activity

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  18. pennynoodles - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by pennynoodles Sep 15th, 2012 at 2:52AM

    My brain's too wriggly to sleep

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