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  1. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by vickieprince Mar 19th, 2013 at 8:56AM

    Can you ask a sarcastic question?

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  2. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 8:58AM

    Noooooo! (Said in condescending tone). Lol

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  3. cattleman - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by cattleman Mar 19th, 2013 at 10:05AM

    I dont know. Can You pose An intellegent question?

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  4. kbgloves1 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by kbgloves1 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:05AM

    I could if I gave a ****....

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  5. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:06AM

    Nice work :-)

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  6. AnxietyReactor - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by AnxietyReactor Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:01AM

    Oh that's such a clever question... seriously though, it's cute. I'm soooo serious.

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  7. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:03AM

    Oh thank you. I really "appreciate" your "kindness." So rare to see "kind people" these days. Lmao!

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  8. AnxietyReactor - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by AnxietyReactor Mar 19th, 2013 at 10:49AM

    oh, no offense intended by the way, I was just answering the question :)

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  9. sheri1234 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by sheri1234 Mar 19th, 2013 at 8:58AM

    Make me angry then I will be brutally sarcastic

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  10. thinkingd - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by thinkingd May 26th, 2013 at 11:25PM

    I would but you wouldn't understand it!

    /:-)

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  11. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen May 26th, 2013 at 11:27PM

    Oh snap!

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  12. kingofsarcasm - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by kingofsarcasm Apr 12th, 2013 at 4:07PM

    Why? you send your brain to the cleaners?

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  13. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Apr 12th, 2013 at 6:30PM

    I did. They said they'd get me in when they were done with yours. So odd, they told me the normal brain takes an hour to clean, yet yours only took five minutes. :-)

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  14. kingofsarcasm - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by kingofsarcasm Apr 12th, 2013 at 6:40PM

    Hey I guess I just don't have a dirty mind like others

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  15. BrianMinnesota - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by BrianMinnesota Mar 31st, 2013 at 8:17AM

    WTH, ask a real question for crying out loud!!!

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  16. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 31st, 2013 at 8:18AM

    This was a fake question? :-)

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  17. Lacerda - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by Lacerda Mar 23rd, 2013 at 8:54AM

    Nothing would give me greater pleasure

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  18. horizonova - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by horizonova Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:39AM

    yes ...

    ... did it do any good to you ?

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  19. Skyy7 - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by Skyy7 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:19AM

    Oh please, this isn't even a blip on my radar!

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  20. Bear1956 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Bear1956 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:18AM

    The Sarcasm Foundation
    Like we need your support

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  21. Sassyone1 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Sassyone1 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:13AM

    Do you think someone other than you in incapable of doing that? Just like you to think your so much better than everyone else!!

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  22. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:06PM

    LOL! Sassy, :-)

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  23. Totherescue - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Totherescue Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:12AM

    yes dear, I do know how to tie knots! I am leaving you tied up on pupose!!

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  24. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:06PM

    Hey, behave. :-)

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  25. Totherescue - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by Totherescue Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:25PM

    blind fold now

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  26. Jiffle - 22-25 years old

    Posted by Jiffle Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:11AM

    Sure I have the ability to, but only a certain type of question deserves a sarcastic answer. If I were sarcastic here it would be contrived and not full of authentic venom.

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  27. rudedevil01 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by rudedevil01 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:11AM

    If you had paid more attention at school instead of messing around with boys ,then maybe you wouldn't need to be here asking stupid questions

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  28. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:11PM

    Mmm Kay. LOL!

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  29. MatildaEve - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by MatildaEve Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:06AM

    Like you could handle the truth. pfft.

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  30. migmadmarine - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by migmadmarine Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:03AM

    yeah,whatz it to ya?

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  31. Iain321 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by Iain321 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:03AM

    Your butt looks really thin. Ohhh

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  32. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:07AM

    Oh ""thank you.". I'm sure the modeling agencies are "knocking down your door.". Lmao! ;)

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  33. Iain321 - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by Iain321 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:24AM

    I missed that call :). But I did have to buy a new front door once.

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  34. luvme23 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by luvme23 Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:03AM

    No

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  35. Kletti - 26-30 years old

    Posted by Kletti Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:02AM

    Nah, you wouldn't understand it anyway.

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  36. SarcasmQueen - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by SarcasmQueen Mar 19th, 2013 at 9:07AM

    Oh man, that's kind of mean. Lol ;)

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