Well if there was actually a question to answer I would..

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Just because there is a question mark doesn't make it an answerable question.

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Sure, let me just stop what I'm doing so I can give such a complex question the well-measured answer it so richly deserves...;)

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i would but i have a pimple on my butt that needs attn.

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:/

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I'm a failure

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Sarcasm doesn't come in drip, not unless you preorder that.

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That's so funny I forgot to laugh.

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No

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Oh, God. I can't do this! I can't--<br />
Sorry, this is just too difficult for me. But surely you respect me for trying. I just can't seem to answer this question. It hurts to even think about it.

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what did your last slave die of?

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Do you think i'm that kind of person or what?

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of course dear - how could I not give an answer to such an intelligent and witty question from someone so obviously bright and adept at asking them?

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That question is so hot it melted my ice cream cone.

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Alright....I didn't put it in the dryer so......

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no... ..<br />
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I honestly can't.

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