no shampoo commercials
There would be no need for hair spray. - Hooray! I hate the smell of hair spray.
I'm already bald. Welcome to my world...world!
There would be lots of hat shops around.
We might waste just as much time and money decorating our elbows instead.
No more bad hair days or tempermental hair "artistes!
The companies making hair dye would be scrambling for their share of the eye shadow market
Not that much different. The people who look good with a bald head would get all the praises and attention. While ugly bald headed people would be the worker bees.
Stocks in hats would go up.