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Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest!
VinceOfOhio VinceOfOhio 16-17 1 Answer Jul 9 in Movies & TV

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Erb- master chief vs leonidas? :)

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CORRECT!

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I should hope so, I've listened to them all so many times I can recall all of them! :)

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Ok then.....
I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger!

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Blackboard vs al Capone? :)

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Yup!
Let me just step right in I got things to invent!

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Bill Gates vs Steve jobs? :)

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Man..
Fav Battle?

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I don't know... I like them all, Sherlock Holmes vs batman is a great one but I like all of the new ones they've done this time round a lot, you? :)

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I do! I like the memes used!

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Same!! I think I know every word to every single battle!! :)

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OVER 9000 SCREAMS!
You're in my hood now, chief! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Not so fast. Fontana says your Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your... :)

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They built a monument to my sins
You're the soldier they need you to be
aint no way you can beat me
even my initials spell MC!

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When you and your companions were all camping in a
Canyon took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon
They should have thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this but it will be over quickly :)

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Ha! I've had better battles with my 6 year old son!
I don't need forepower when im mocking these guns!
Im king! You sleep in a freezer in outer space
I look you in the eyes but you're too much of a ***** to show your face!

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You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with downs syndrome
300 ***** need a kicking
Got more tea bags than Lipton
So why don't you quit your ********?
My trigger fingers itching

WHO WON?!
WHOSE NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
Epic Rap Battles of history!! :)

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*end credits*

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Come bite my thumb
I hope you know the stakes
Ill put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light yonder poser breaks :)

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I hath been iambic on that ***, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid

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Ye hoebag
Your an old white soulja boy with no swag
And no gonads egads it's so sad
And to top it off your not a doctor
I've never seen a softer author
You crook you!
I bet you wrote the twilight books too! :)

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I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring *** plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death
You leave a classroom
Looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think your ruffled neck *** gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back

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I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces
Each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
You're pathetically predictable
You think your knew book might include trysillabic meter
And some ghetto Muppet creatures?
The bard is a building
It's a castle, I'm a boss
I bet I'm parliament
I'm positive I'm killing it
I'm iller than the plague
I never caught or cholera
A baller baller
On some cricket bowler business
While you're sitting in the bleachers :)

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You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it's true
Now lets see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2!
Oh, No
We'll smash your Globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send 'em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your *** with our feetie pyjamas
Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
We'll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettin' upstaged Bill
Yo, you just got played!

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WHO WON?!
WHOSE NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
Epic Rap Battles of history!!

End titles :)

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