Men are like parking places, either the good ones are taken or there's something wrong with them.
"oh i see" said the blind man
can you share a one liner joke?
Look in the mirror.
Not sure most people do not understand my humor
"Deja-moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before".
If i'd share it, the one-liner would have to be chopped in two, becoming a two-liner, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass and keep a hold of my one-liners...