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shelleybelly666 shelleybelly666 22-25, F 6 Answers Jan 29 in Embarrassing & Funny

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Yup , Thousands of them right here , <a href="http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Love-Jokes-And-Riddles/1009" target="ep_blank">EP Link</a>

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Once upon a time, there were three bears...<br />
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And they all died.<br />
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The end.

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cowboy is sitting at a bar and a guy sits next to him and says, are you a cowboy? <br />
cowboy says yes i am i have been working cattle all most 50 years. in the morning i think about cattle, at lunch time i think about hog tying cattle, at nite i dream about cattle. <br />
the guy goes for a **** and a woman sits down next to him. she says hello i am a lesbian. so the cowboy says whats that like ? so she says in the morning i think about the curves of a woman at lunch time i think about making love to women and at nite i dream about making love to women, in fact all my walking hours are spent thinking of women. so the guy comes back from his **** and the cowboy says to him you know for 50 years i thought i was a cowboy , but i just found out i am a lesbian.

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why do witches not wear underwear?

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Because they stick the broom up their arse,when flying?

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now that is sick and perverted. it's so they can get a better grip silly, do you not know any witches?

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Guy walks into a bar, pulls out his six shooter and shouts "I'm here to kill the son of a ***** who's been screwing my wife" <br />
Voice from the back of the bar calls out "You're gonna need more ammo"

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