You look like the excrete of a bull toad
I'll call you fugly (fat and ugly) to make you feel beautiful. Just kidding. :)
I thought Fugly was ******' ugly
It is. I've just used it in a different manner to berate her twice. :)
And it works—your compound. I was going to say it should replace ******* Ugly but not all eyesores are fat. But this chick is all of the above (or so she would have us think).
That brings a few things to mind. One is the saying, beauty is only skin deep but ugly is to the bone, and there was an episode of I think The outer limits where this woman was in the hospital because everyone in the world was pig faced ugly and she was a drop dead beauty. They couldn't make her ugly like everyone else so they had to send her to a sequestered community of pretty people so no one had to look at her hideous beauty. I could see a alternate reality where ugly was the norm and hearing a marriage proposal where the guy gets down on one knee and tells her she's so ******* butt ugly that he can't live without her. Truth is stranger than fiction.
What's wrong with you,girl?
I could, but I feel like I would be feeding something unhealthy...
what you like dirty talking?
Well it makes me feel bad calling you ugly, so you are beautiful (no offense)