Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device
r9517 r9517 18-21, F 5 Answers Dec 4, 2012 in Parenting & Family

Your Response

Cancel

Not really funny, but I'll try :)<br />
Some time ago I went to see a movie with my mom, and there was this couple sitting next to us and the women started telling him every detail in the movie, and she talked loudly and had a weird *** laugh.<br />
I was eating nachos, and I put it on the edge of the seat.<br />
The couple went to the bathroom for some minutes, and when they returned the man turned to me and said: "Nice job."<br />
I was really confused and then I saw that the nachos fell on his seat and his butt was all dirty because of the hot pepper sauce and I laughrd my *** off right in front of him xD.<br />
Not really funny, but the moral is Karma's a ***** ;)

Best Answer

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.<br />
<br />
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Best Answer

I used to be a golfer but i didn't have the balls. I hope that helped if it didn't i'm sorry but i thought it was punny.

Best Answer

ha :)

Best Answer

Going bald at 46 w/ gray hair and look 70

Best Answer

yeah that is funny :P

Best Answer

You think so ,,I can not get a date with girls my age.

Best Answer

aw theres someone for everyone im friends with 20 year olds who are bald that are still attractive

Best Answer

I am so funny looking that I can get a hug but any thing else ...hahahaha

Best Answer
1 More Response

earlier i stood up to go into the other room, and my legs randomly buckled meaning i fell onto the coffee table knocking things off, it made the cat crapped itself and run into the door

Best Answer

Related Questions