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Choose: God or Satan?

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idolno1
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God the Father, who by the way kicked Satans *** already so why would I go with a loser like that. In which (and here is the funny part) his SON is going to kick his *** very soon again. LOL

nah...nah...nah...hey...hey...hey...good bye!!!

[doing the cabbage patch] Go Jesus...Go Jesus...Go Jesus!!!
Posted 3 months ago

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IlooklikeJesus
Posted Aug 9th, 2009 at 7:40AM
It's too tough to call. They're both anagrams, of two things I love. Santa and dog. How could I choose between the two?
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ashleyvelvet
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:16PM
i choose GOD, because i grew up with satan, he seemed like fun but he was too much trouble. and GOD has answered my prayers. i know both are real cause i seen too much so i know GOD is good for me, if you dont choose him thats on you im not judging you, not all believers are judgers. were not suppose to be but they are thats why i dont call myself a christian. ok too much detail sorry, thats just me
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snowlady
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:16PM
Need you ask? God of course!
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luckypickle
Posted Aug 6th, 2009 at 5:46PM
Neither. I am pagan and believe in neither.
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ZombieKitty
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:16PM
God.
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ItsALongStory
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:16PM
God! He is the Alpha and Omega!
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Emptysoul30
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:18PM
God. I was going to write something else here but I already forgot what it was.
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pukirahe
Posted Aug 7th, 2009 at 10:42PM
Lots of people choose the imaginary Satan, because he preaches things relating to physical pleasures.
In fact satan does not exist, it is only a pretext that fallen people use to save their faces:"We don't want to do so, but we are urged by some incredible power!"
That incredible power is only the lower self in each human being. They gain the station of children of God when their higher self chooses to surrender to His Divine Will.
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AngelsTears
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:18PM
God
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cedricsmom
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:19PM
God
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groumd59
Posted Aug 6th, 2009 at 6:27PM
both are make believe fairytales..although i rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints...
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godsmack666
Posted Aug 6th, 2009 at 7:13PM
I don't believe in fiction, I just believe in me.
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rainbowlily
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:19PM
DUH!!!! I choose GOD, and will second it too. :D
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define607
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:19PM
God
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yakfisher
Posted Aug 8th, 2009 at 7:19PM
I go with God. I don't so much dig eternal pain sadness and seperation from anything good.
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Amadis
Posted Aug 7th, 2009 at 7:09AM
chose between 2 non-existent entities ? Satan , then, i'm freakin tired of god. too many on that side, let's even the teams.
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juggalo13
Posted Aug 6th, 2009 at 7:02PM
well me personal i would choose satan cuz i am satanic but i'm not the kind that like worships satan see there are 2 kinds of satanic i belive in the more athies version of the satanic religon where it's more about indvility i cant spell **** it but i pick satan.
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kanada
Posted Aug 6th, 2009 at 5:38PM
satan as u go 2 hell 4 da company
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iams
Posted Aug 6th, 2009 at 5:40PM
What luckypickle said
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