Christmas joke here. Do you have one?
3 guys are waiting to enter Heaven..St.Peter says"In honor of Jesus b'day, show me a symbol of C'mas"..1st guy pulls out a lighter "This is a candle" he says, St,Peter lets him enter. 2nd guy jingles his keys "These are bells" he says,he enters...3rd guy reaches into his back pocket, and pulls out a pair of ladies under panties......St. Peter, looking confused, says, "How does that symbolize Christmas?"..........."These are carols", the man says...
9 Answers to "Christmas joke here. Do you have one?"
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do you call someone who's afraid of Christmas ?
A Noel Coward.Like (2)
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Funny, it's good to find humor and share it, thanks
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Yeah my electricity bill :0 lol
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Santa Hates Your Kid (borrowed from another site)
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"Like (1)
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I went out last night for a few drinks with a friend and i was out in the smoking area and these Austral dudes come up and one of them is prue paranoid that some one stuck there D**k and then just leaves right. then the other dude started talkin shite and then he sayed hes right to be paranoid cause they did and then buys us drink that i didnt touch ! Now where else could ya get that ?
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I think I'll pass.....
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On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a big green bag of sencee(weed with no seeds) lol! :) sorry guys that just popped in my head merry xmas my ep peeps!
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Hey, that's what my kids gave me!
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We heard one earlier tonight...
What kind of milk does a drunk cow give?
Whipped cream!Like (1)
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Need something to put that on!
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What did the epilectic scottsman have for christmas............................ a wee fit
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by NamelessRyan Dec 24th, 2012 at 12:47PM
What is the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A severed foot!
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Reply by jedclampet Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:00PM
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