What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?<br />
Claustrophobic. <br />
What do you call someone who's afraid of Christmas ?<br />
A Noel Coward.
Funny, it's good to find humor and share it, thanks
I went out last night for a few drinks with a friend and i was out in the smoking area and these Austral dudes come up and one of them is prue paranoid that some one stuck there D**k and then just leaves right. then the other dude started talkin shite and then he sayed hes right to be paranoid cause they did and then buys us drink that i didnt touch ! Now where else could ya get that ?
What did the epilectic scottsman have for christmas............................ a wee fit