What is the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A severed foot!
morbid.. and delicious.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call someone who's afraid of Christmas ?
A Noel Coward.
Funny, it's good to find humor and share it, thanks
Yeah my electricity bill :0 lol
Santa Hates Your Kid (borrowed from another site)
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"
I went out last night for a few drinks with a friend and i was out in the smoking area and these Austral dudes come up and one of them is prue paranoid that some one stuck there D**k and then just leaves right. then the other dude started talkin shite and then he sayed hes right to be paranoid cause they did and then buys us drink that i didnt touch ! Now where else could ya get that ?
What did the epilectic scottsman have for christmas............................ a wee fit