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3 guys are waiting to enter Heaven..St.Peter says"In honor of Jesus b'day, show me a symbol of C'mas"..1st guy pulls out a lighter "This is a candle" he says, St,Peter lets him enter. 2nd guy jingles his keys "These are bells" he says,he enters...3rd guy reaches into his back pocket, and pulls out a pair of ladies under panties......St. Peter, looking confused, says, "How does that symbolize Christmas?"..........."These are carols", the man says...
jedclampet jedclampet 56-60, M 10 Answers Dec 24, 2012 in Community

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What is the ultimate stocking stuffer?<br />
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A severed foot!

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Does it have to be severed?.....I'd rather have it attached to a sweet little Elfette.....

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Yum :{P

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morbid.. and delicious.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?<br />
Claustrophobic. <br />
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What do you call someone who's afraid of Christmas ?<br />
A Noel Coward.

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Funny, it's good to find humor and share it, thanks

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Santa Hates Your Kid (borrowed from another site)<br />
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8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"<br />
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7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes<br />
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6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.<br />
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5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.<br />
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4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.<br />
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3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list<br />
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2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."<br />
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1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

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I went out last night for a few drinks with a friend and i was out in the smoking area and these Austral dudes come up and one of them is prue paranoid that some one stuck there D**k and then just leaves right. then the other dude started talkin shite and then he sayed hes right to be paranoid cause they did and then buys us drink that i didnt touch ! Now where else could ya get that ?

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I think I'll pass.....

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What did the epilectic scottsman have for christmas............................ a wee fit

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