What is the ultimate stocking stuffer?<br />
A severed foot!
morbid.. and delicious.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?<br />
Claustrophobic. <br />
What do you call someone who's afraid of Christmas ?<br />
A Noel Coward.
Funny, it's good to find humor and share it, thanks
Santa Hates Your Kid (borrowed from another site)<br />
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"<br />
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes<br />
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.<br />
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.<br />
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.<br />
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list<br />
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."<br />
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"
I went out last night for a few drinks with a friend and i was out in the smoking area and these Austral dudes come up and one of them is prue paranoid that some one stuck there D**k and then just leaves right. then the other dude started talkin shite and then he sayed hes right to be paranoid cause they did and then buys us drink that i didnt touch ! Now where else could ya get that ?
What did the epilectic scottsman have for christmas............................ a wee fit