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Surgery helps too..

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Surgery he performed himself I bet

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Yeah!

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He drinks the tears of underprivileged children, something about youth providing youth, but who cares, its Chuck Norris man!!

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Is that not v!rgins? "You're only as young as the women you're feeling" kinda thing? :P

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It could be, yes, maybe its a bit of both, underprivileged virgin's tears, he drinks them as he feels them :)

Got a really weird image then of Chuck in the background of an Oxfam advert making some poor girl cry and catching her tears into a water bottle. Then it comes up, Sponsored by Evian. Evian, Live Young.

:D

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Lmao, all you're missing there is a baby on roller skates. You'd have a fcuking great ad there!!

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willie nelson is like 80 and he just got a fifth degree black belt…old guys rock it...

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Don't they? I'm sure they have a lot of disadvantages too though lol

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yeah saggy balls and prostate problems ;)

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74 years (March 10, 1940)

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Whoops, I apologise :)

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He never could duck with Bruce Lee though

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Chuck coz he's ginger ok? :P

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That's cus the illuminati gave him the fountain of youth! :D

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40 isn't very youthful!!! Lol

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