Tell her it doesn't fit. Maybe you can buy/rent/borrrow another?dsx
Tell her the suit don't fit, wear something else nice, what's with the unnecessary drama bit
Well I'll just drag out my sewing machine and we can put a big 'v' shaped insert into the back *** part of your trousers. But you better be quick if you want to be there on time tonight. Got your air ticket ready?
Wear something else
Tell her it doesn't fit anymore.
she needs to know so she can help you.