He was following his GPS and it sent him down a narrow, goat path of a dirt road where a band of... grizzlies, yeah grizzlies, kidnapped him and are holding him hostage until you bring them 40 tons of smoked salmon.
The grizzlies just called... They said they want you to bring some blueberries also.
foxtel man. love it when they say anytime between 8am -5pm monday- friday. narrows it down a little
awwww....is that today? Crap. I'm still at home.
Listen here lady you want equal rights well PICK me up for a change