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Coffee, toast and bacon, my morning paper. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?

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6 Answers to "Coffee, toast and bacon, my morning paper. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?"

  1. NAVYCounselor - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by NAVYCounselor Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:48AM

    Learn to cook. I am going to toast an Everything Bagel and slather on lots of butter and watch the Football Channel. With a gatorade and a milk. You wouldn't fit in here, this is a strictly al-male setup. I also know how to make the best Veal Piccata on earth. With demi-glace and everything. Served with a small side of capellini with just a touch of red sauce.

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  2. MrHappyDaClown - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by MrHappyDaClown Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:51AM

    I tried boiling eggs once. Turns out eggs plus water times microwave equals time bomb.

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  3. Greed3Avaricious - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Greed3Avaricious Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:11AM

    Get your lazy a$$ up Pringles

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  4. LadyGypsy - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by LadyGypsy Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:10AM

    Good morning
    I am moving slowly too just coffee so far because I just want to go back to bed. I should make my oatmeal and eat.

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  5. SilenceEvermore - 18-21 years old

    Posted by SilenceEvermore Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:08AM

    I greatly desire some homemade french toast, bacon and eggs jeannette..

    You made me hungry! -.-

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  6. Steven46 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Steven46 Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    Everything is virtualized, just google them.

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  7. ironbutterfly - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by ironbutterfly Mar 22nd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    i am drinking coffee but i dont have the other things.

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