Have to go racist on this. Means nothing really but it gives a menta picture ba
What's the difference between a Jew and an apple pie? The pie doesn't scream going into the oven. I know it's sick but when I first heard it the image was so funny.
A blonde one? Why are blondes and cowpats alike? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
The Olympics are now over..
Roll on the Paralympics!
how many homeless people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, homeless people don't have lightbulbs :P
The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!
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