Would their jobs be much easier because you're a terrible criminal who they keep catching without any effort??
I was walking down the street by myself when my friend walking next to me asked if the airplane was going to land soon. This was important because of the election soon which would surely impact how many gold coins my dog was carrying in the pouch I tied to the tree.
Can you pick up that kosher pizza with extra ham you promised me?
I have 2 words for you: nerf gun.