Not a bad idea,if you're looking for a jury of your own. ;)
Yes but you might suddenly end up in the insane asylum.
Best way to get out is turn up dressed in a suit. Unlikely to get chosen then as the defence will think you are a sure convictor.
only if you want to be held on contemptive court and get 6 months in prison
absolutely, contempt of court a wee-bit of jail time would replace your jury duty obligation.
You would be held in contempt of court or set home to change
No. Just ask lots of questions to the lawyers.