You know that cowboyrobot? He wants to bang you . . . yeah :/
You can only eat pasta from now on.
I ate your Son
I ran over your cat.
Cat hates you, he only stays because you feed him
No I wont
You'll almost certainly catch an STD at some point, no matter how careful you are. Sorry, but it's true. :(
Now you are really asking for trouble...ooo