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midnightstoker midnightstoker 46-50, M 18 Answers Jan 2, 2012

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Honeymoon salad: lettuce alone, no dressing

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Just got back, I was walking my cauli named Auber gene, and found a 20 carrot ring. While walking we were attacked by a carnivarous cooking vessel which chewed off the ends of my feet. I told the doctor that the pot-ate-toes can't be reattached, but I don't miss the corns. He scared the pot off with a Trombone. I was relieved but the bill looked like I was providing half of his celery for the week!<br />
To cheer up the dog I tossed some greens in the air which was difficult as I had to spin-each one between catches.<br />
When the 20th taxi pulled up in response to my booking one for a shopping expedition, I told the last one that we had sufficient cab-age.<br />
Gotta go and vege out, as I'm all veged out........might watch one of those James Bond films by Brocolli....

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I'll have to take a raincheck as I still have alot of email to ketchup on .

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not now...........maybe tomatow

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HAHAHAHA

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not sure which way to laugh..

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WAHAHA!

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Why does the mushroom always get invited to parties? <br />
Because he is such a fungi... :)

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Why did the tomato blush ? Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Hello love, how have you been? What do you get when you divide a pumpkins circumference from it's diameter? Pumpkin pi

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"What did the carrot say to the wheat? <br />
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet." <br />
-  Shel Silverstein

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I cant seem to produce any, but I'm so sad cause I cantalope with my pumpkin

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Wow that was corny...

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