Honeymoon salad: lettuce alone, no dressing
Just got back, I was walking my cauli named Auber gene, and found a 20 carrot ring. While walking we were attacked by a carnivarous cooking vessel which chewed off the ends of my feet. I told the doctor that the pot-ate-toes can't be reattached, but I don't miss the corns. He scared the pot off with a Trombone. I was relieved but the bill looked like I was providing half of his celery for the week!<br />
To cheer up the dog I tossed some greens in the air which was difficult as I had to spin-each one between catches.<br />
When the 20th taxi pulled up in response to my booking one for a shopping expedition, I told the last one that we had sufficient cab-age.<br />
Gotta go and vege out, as I'm all veged out........might watch one of those James Bond films by Brocolli....
I'll have to take a raincheck as I still have alot of email to ketchup on .
not now...........maybe tomatow
not sure which way to laugh..
Why does the mushroom always get invited to parties? <br />
Because he is such a fungi... :)
Why did the tomato blush ? Because he saw the salad dressing.
Hello love, how have you been? What do you get when you divide a pumpkins circumference from it's diameter? Pumpkin pi
"What did the carrot say to the wheat? <br />
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet." <br />
- Shel Silverstein
I cant seem to produce any, but I'm so sad cause I cantalope with my pumpkin
Wow that was corny...