Dear Dirty Old Man , ahem , I mean Ned since your Australian i've decided to give you a Magic Boomerang , that's right Ned , Magic ..... signed Santa
Isn't lust a sin ? Not even one hour, epic fail as the kids say. Enjoy your piece of coal lol.
Lol.That's not even a question.
awwwww nbe naughty save santa the trip
just tell him you will try to be good all next year lol
nobodys buying that ned!
That is soooooooo not true.
Dear Santa,<br />
You probably already know that Ned is lying, so you better just focus on the couple hours before you arrive at his house. That way he stands a chance.