Englishness - (adj) (ing lish ness) – The art of being English. (Cheerio, old chap)<br />
Messiness - (n) (mess i ness) – the art of being messy. (Dang, dropped the stupid Cheerios on the floor).<br />
Manliness – (n) (man le ness) – The art of being a man. (Rover, come here and clean up these Cheerios)<br />
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Put them all together and you get – Eganessess (u) (you sound it out). – A messy English man. (I say, I seem to have dropped the bloody cheerios on the floor. Oh, Rover, would you be so kind as to get your hairy butt over here and clean them up?

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Looked it up in the encyclopedia, there is a picture of Eric Morecombe

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"That's easy for you to say!" :)

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Didnt he do well?

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I'll use it in a sentence. Thinking the word "tyre" is a real word and putting extra "u"'s in things is a sign of your Englishness dear.

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We go that extra mile :)

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I know! I love it!

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A delicious air of courtesy and dignity that makes English men the yummiest on earth. :)

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Aww

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Graham Arthur Chapman

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Sadly missed.

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indeed.

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Buggered, posh, bloody, and brilliant, all in one trolley.

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Tea and a smoking jacket.

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Confuse right with left. Nuff said

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bowler hat and a walking stick , while saying ' cup of tea and a crumpet luv'?... ;)

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Oh my :)

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