crap, i was about to say that
You got it ,... "WORDS"
vulcan mind-meld. leaves no evidence.
A bucket of funnel web spiders with a funnel so they only go one way.
You try after I pour them onto you.
Well that would have involved more then one word but yes I do have arrows. :)
Platinum elite .45 by sig sauer (I really tried, but it just can't be done)
Mah wits and mah mitts