He probably played xbox on the low low
I'm not sure. Jesus is my mechanic at the local garage. I'll check with him next time I'm there.
Jesus liked to play God as a kid. lol
It does seem to be lacking in frivolity and humor. Except for the part about Balaam's ***, there is little to chuckle about. Unless you appreciate the irony. And of course, there are some romantic scenarios and interesting metaphors.
I don't plan to do anything with them. lol
I think the Bible leaves out a lot. I think we can infer that, if he was so charismatic as an adult, the likelihood is that he was also charismatic as a child, as the only story in the Bible of him as a child seems to indicate.
I, seriously, think he was the sort who would appreciate a good pull-my-finger joke.
Jesus tamed a dragon. true story. Or so says the catholics. http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-which-jesus-kicks-some-***.html
Some of the old testament is rife with God's sense of humor. I can't imagine the look o Nah m's fave when God made it say, "why did you hit me three times?"
Well, he did.
In the book that was left out of the Bible, Preskoolios, Jesus plays baseball. He loses, and gets mad, so he summons 10000 angels to rip apart the other team.
See why it was left out?