John Cena's alive.
Hoaxsla<x>yer.com states, "Circulating social media message claims that World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) star John Cena has died of a head injury while practicing a wrestling stunt with a WWE co-star. The claims in the message are untrue. John Cena is alive and well. The message is a variant of another hoax that claims that WWE star Undertaker has died of a neck injury. The messages are designed to trick users into installing a rogue Facebook application and participating in bogus online surveys."
(now) You (really) can't See Me
Any fella that beleives that yarn is barkin up the wrong tree.
WHAT. Are you freaking kidding me?!?