I take that story literally.

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Well, what really happened was, he was pissed out of his mind drunk, and he had to take a leak, so he wondered to himself whether or not he could pee a fire out. (Done this with a ford truck engine myself)!<br />
Well, moses, started the fire, and it became to out of control, and being drunk he burnt his jewels in the process!<br />
This is why they say he saw a burning bush, because it took 30 seconds to realize, his junk was on fire!<br />
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True Story BTW!

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Its a metaphor code for the Dead Sea Dank he smoked

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