No, my hundreds are all accounted for.
Well that is all well and good but if you only knew...... where it came from.
There was this man in town and he started pooping out $100 bills some of them are a little stained and soiled but what you don't know doesnt hurt you.
well I guess you do know now, my bad
No, I dropped 2 $50's
Merry Christmas from uncle barack
No, I'm not privileged enough to hold more than a $20 and I'm too poor to not know where the few I have are.
Nope. It's all about you...