We all know you would just start stretching.
My penis just felt sad for an imaginary penis.
What are you going to do? Flog yourself to death with it?
Why? You could write your name in the snow. You would never get pregnant or have a period.
No I didn't know that.... didn't really need to either... goodbye.
No, you wouldn't. You'd just have a lot of fun.
Well that is new
I WOULD IM A GIRL
LOL. It can be dangerous!
I should kill myself for more reasons than just that