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Did you know that LADIES are like a phone

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.


But push the wrong button and your *** is disconnected!.......

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  1. AlDemone - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by AlDemone Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:07PM

    And if you leave them lying around the house off the hook they both make that same obnoxious noise.

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  2. Avante - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Avante Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:06PM

    If a phone had a built in shovel then yeah.

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  3. tombailey - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by tombailey Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:06PM

    Talked to? With the ladies in my life I can't get a word in edgeways

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  4. lickitysplit - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by lickitysplit Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:06PM

    You have to treat them like an old-fashioned land-line --

    Keep 'em tied to the wall.

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  5. multiwave0 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by multiwave0 Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:06PM

    That must be why I saw a phone shaped like a lady!

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  6. pentupfreedom - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by pentupfreedom Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:05PM

    Their batteries just never go dead

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  7. lickitysplit - male

    Reply by lickitysplit Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:08PM

    Tell that to a married man!

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  8. kbgloves1 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by kbgloves1 Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:05PM

    Three ways to get the word out - telephone, telegraph and tell a woman! Yeah, I know it's old but what do you expect, you old fart, you!

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  9. NedKelly1 - male

    Reply by NedKelly1 Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:06PM

    not as old as you - lol

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  10. Zoranna - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Zoranna Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:05PM

    lol Taking from experience here are we?

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  11. farmgirl60 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by farmgirl60 Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:05PM

    :)

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  12. lizabee - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by lizabee Nov 2nd, 2012 at 12:04PM

    Sounds about right ;)

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