I have a sexy tushy. :)<br />
Well, when it is not falling on the floor trying to rescue a piece of toilet paper from certain doom from the heel of a young lady walking across the ball room!
Certainly. I would show it to you, but I deleted all my selfies from my phone and the battery is now dead, again.
That life is crazy.
That there are 3 poisonous to the touch birds in the world.
That a gold fish has a memory of 3 seconds. That is why they can circle in a fish bowl all day and not get bored.
that my face isn't REALLY pixelated in real life?
Challenge acce....Waaaaaaaait a minute, nice try );P
From 7am till 12pm -.-
Yeah sur................Waaaaaaaait a minute, you've almost outwitted me this time XP #AlreadyLoosingBrainCells
that i like you
"Your smile reminds me of an Angel" :)
That I'm not wearing any clothes right now?
It happens...but mostly I like to see my naked self in the mirror flirting with me.. :)
It's true! No wonder I can't keep my hands off myself...:)
I know right! I am feel like such a scumbag when I go out with anyone else... :)
I like it!!
Stop, drop, roll, *bump*, roll some more...i have no idea where that came from...
No, not chessy.. Reminds me "it's not easy being cheesy"...
4th wine bottle...you know me so well...:)
Lol, we've talked under more drunken circumstances...
I've had a lot of practice...:)
My liver is evil!! It must be destroyed... :)
*good night lick* ...kisses are too impersonal...
*phok the free world*! That's probably what I would say...:)
Most people enjoy the ride...:)
Good movie...6th Sense...*spoiler alert- Bruce Willis's character was dead all along...
Lol, told you my liver was evil...
The muffin man?