Dad- If you want fair, go to fairyland.

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Step dad- "If you'll lie, you'll cheat. If you cheat, you'll steal. If you'll steal, you'll kill."<br />
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Mom- Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

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Mom had two:<br />
"Remember this when you have kids of your own" (the Mother's curse and it worked like a charm)<br />
"Go play in traffic"

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"Never go to sleep on your anger; settle it in your mind or forgive it in your own mind before you sleep"<br />
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~F~

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you only get what you pay for ... (meaning don't buy cheap it'll only fall to bits!) - Dad

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not always true. knowing your product is important.

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Mom: I brought you into this world I can take you out of it<br />
Dad: go ask your mother.

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It was my mother that first told me, "The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference." That has paid dividends my whole life.<br />
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My Dad was fond of telling me, "If you haven't been in their shoes, don't tell them how to walk."

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hey, both are great thoughts!!!

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Insert random stupid male pattern act like, oh let's say, trying to jump from the top of the stairs to the ground floor in one jump and breaking down the front door; "You'll grow back but the house want."

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From both of them: "because I said so" ..... never learned a thing from that stuff ... *sigh*

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my Father in Law used to love say " it's hotter then a blistered p***y in a pepper patch" when it was hot lol

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My dad, "You can learn something from every single person you meet. Even if only whom to avoid." My mom, "It you're going to be rude, you'd better be right !"

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my daddy....be nice. this is the one that mattered to me :)<br />
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my mama had volumes! too many to put here..

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Dad use to day keep your pants on....and I use to say why would I take them off and nobody ever answered me...lol. Mother, pretty mush...let me do it your messing it up....or You don't know what your talking about because I know...or flat out your wrong... and she also says cleanliness is next to godliness and goes on and on about what needs to be cleaned all the time.

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Crying doesn't fix anything. I hated it

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"Look after the sides, and the middle looks after its self" (regarding buttering a slice of bread). That was my Mother's one. My Father's was generally, "Get out of the way of the f***ing telly".

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Children should be seen but not heard.

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grandparents- you scratch my back , I'll scratch yours

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I like your grandparents they sound cool

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