Did your mother tell you which pla<x>yer he is from the college football team?
Congratulations for the poorest use of EP so far today. When I can stoop so low I will know despair.
It was the mailman's condom that broke!
I use to be a postman, i never carried any condoms - lol
I wasn't planned & I survived abortion. Literally! Does this mean I wasn't meant to be born or I was meant to be?
no im sure my dad busted a fat nut in my moms hoo hoo
A friend of mine once told his Mother that he wanted to be an Astronaut, and that he wanted to be shot into space. She told him that if his Father had been a bit quicker, he would have been !!!
Mom wasn't suppose get pregnant anymore.
they never told me