Song or friendly request?

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*steals your eyeballs*

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I'm a purple suit wearing cowboy on a large toad trying to rope a bunch of wild lizards. they are so stubborn. my toad knows exactly what to do. we are best friends, even though he always eats my grasshopper trail stew if I get up to do something. one flick of the tongue and my whole plate full of dinner disappears. oh well, I love him. can't wait to get the lizards to market. I wrecken to fetch a pretty wooden nickel or two. saving up for a bigger lizard farm and more toads.

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what happened

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what did the triangle say to the circle?

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no idea!

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you're so pointless, hahahahaha

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" soft kitty , nice kitty , little ball of fur, Purr purr purr "

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ahaha, Im not Sheldon :P

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I sorry , was just trying to make you feel better , lol

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imagine you are a divorced 45 year old man in a one bedroom apartment with no furniture. want your life back yet?

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I probably wouldnt let it get to that point to be honest, itd be quite difficult given Im a woman!

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well arent you the little mistress of destiny and fate. Im sure nothing bad will ever happen to you dearie.

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is that sarcasm, cause things worse than my own bad decisions have happened to me ahaha. Im not interested in self pity, when its been your own fault to be honest.

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I'm living your name right now

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oh yeah? youre being anxiously awaited by someone?

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and something today !!

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hmm?

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I have an important appointment today

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oh good luck

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thanx

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what's your nightmare

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my life right now ahaha

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Are you ok?

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yeah, I dunno just very restless and miserable

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Ok hope I can do something though

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Why?

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I dont know to be honest! PMS maybe, Ive had a very stressful couple days

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Oh that's hard is there anything I could do that might help

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probably not, thats why I asked for distraction :P

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Ok

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