Not in America. We need more bidets. I think it is a protest against the Europeans.
No, only s-h-i-t
I don't know~
Nope, I already forgot what I was going to say~ Got distracted~ Short attention span~
probably, since it contains the s word
Don't overworry yourself over a mere poop, kind sir
I agree, kind sir, but what about imaginary poop? Is it worthy of your atention as well?
But you can't touch imaginary poop.
But imaginary touch of imaginary hand on imaginary poop doesn't sound real in any way.
Indeed. But can you give me an evidence of such an event? I mean "imaginary hand meets imaginary poop" one?
Don't confuse terms. I said. Tangible. Proofs. *bangs hand on table*
Well, I was playing a bad cop, but if you want Kruzchov...
Then okay. You can call me Nikita Sergeyevich then. Spell it properly though, or I'll shoot you.
With bullets. But I would be pressing the trigger with all the love I'm capable of.
No. That's why I've created the Bidet Freedom Society. Send me all your money so I can keep it and talk about bidets sometimes...