No, they don't even get on my porch. My dogs sniff their crotch. With their teeth.
Nope. They never came back after I answered the door in my underwear with a beer in my hand 13 years running
No I just talk to them really sweet.
I don't know they do believe in a new earth with peaceful people...
We don't have any here, just Mormons
Yep. But I still invite them in, pull out the Bible, and show them where they are waaaaay off.
I am pretty good at getting placed on the do not knock list.
last time the witnesses knocked on my door I told them I was a satanist
No I just slam the door on them