sometimes it's too much work to reel my weiner in from the hallway so i just leave it be
hey the wife won't touch it, someone has too, might as well be me right???
Still laughing at whatsitdoingnows' answer....but I agree with her!
I do this if I could constantly-I love to. I cannot get enough of my hand-its like attached to me or somtin?
I play with my **** all the time, my wife cant get it as hard and as fast as i can. I fallasleep playing with myself every night
Does a bear crap in the woods? Does a fish need water to live? Well, of course we rearrange our stuff! After all, it's about the only thing left the damn government hasn't forbidden us to do, and they are probably trying to figure out a way to tax us for that and ******* off!
you have to realize that it's been suffocated in th re all day long and it needs relief , doesn't have to be sexual, but definitely relief
Duh, because it's there.
Usually in an idle fashion, but rarely with...intent.
hahaha....some of these answers are a riot!!!
yeah I do, lord knows I cant find a woman to do it for me
What else do you do when you fall asleep and wake up with a stiff one.. and she has a year-round headache?
nah, mornings are better