Yes, haven't you had a bath? Well, you're young, maybe it just hasn't sprouted enough to tell yet
lol nerd rage!
I would not count on it to keep me afloat if I fell overboard.
You say you are male. I hope you are not castrated.
To young to know that.
hard or soft? haha!!
Well if we use monty python logic, it should float when hard because it's made of wood which floats right?
On imagination they do
only if u cut it off
the lightweights do...........lol
Like a tiny wooden boat.
I wouldn't count on it.