An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but <br />
only 4 parachutes - The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best <br />
NBA basketball pla<x>yer. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." <br />
So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. <br />
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The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. <br />
President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am <br />
the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want <br />
me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. <br />
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The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said I am a US Senator, the democratic <br />
party needs me and my liver still has some good years left So he grabbed <br />
the pack next to him and jumped. <br />
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The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year <br />
old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and <br />
as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last <br />
parachute." <br />
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The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's <br />
smartest woman took my schoolbag

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Someone forwarded this to me and I thought it was funny

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It is lol.

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Lol :D

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Husband: "Want a quickie?"<br />
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Wife: "As opposed to what?"

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The third man ducked.

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