I think we all have.
No nose.. lost it around five.. my mean old grandpa took it and never gave it back.
Yes preferably from an unsuspecting child.. muhaha!!!
a couple of times, but rarely.
Never. In my experience, spite is borne primarily by females.
Proud to be here, Ma'am. I brought a six pack of "blue ribbon"!
I've been hit with a flying beer can more than once. :-/
*Grin* Moi? No way! Yeah, I know. My mouth always gets me in trouble.
*Grin* you have me red-handed. I sometimes like to "yank the chain". ;-)
But I really mean no harm, and I do love women in general.
I'm not always a smart ***.
Appearances can always be deceiving, Miss. I'm every bit a sweet as I am bitter. ;-) btw, why and how are you unlucky, lassie?
You must have burned up all your good fortune by being born so good looking. The good news is that most of the time, that's all it takes!