You should have kicked him in the nuts and say That's what Jesus would do.
NO WHY THE **** WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT????
I don't think a hare or a tiger would do much with a truck sitting on them...What? Oh sorry I'm dyslexic.
That was quite rude if you did in fact tell him that. There are other ways to get people to do what you would like for them to do without resorting to acting like a child :) Try it next time, you might be surprised.
You do know what priests/pastors do with bad little boys don't you? lol