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Every freaking morning... Though if I try to go back to sleep my conscious pokes at my brain until I get up.
NaturallyPeculiar NaturallyPeculiar 18-21, F 5 Answers Jun 9 in Community

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Yes. It helps that I don't have many responsibilities.

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Hey now, preparing for sacrificial rituals is the biggest responsibility anyone can have.

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True, but it's become second nature to me now. I sacrifice people as easily and quickly as I drink water... that's a bad comparison, replace water with Captain Morgan's and I might be onto something.

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And resisting only makes it worse, the pokes turn into pinches then into slaps, then kicks in the head, then into being hit by a sledgehammer.

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Yeah, and then eventually you look up and realize it's actually your family and friends taking turns slapping the hell out of you for being lazy....

Kidding. xP

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nah, it's usually me.

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I wish I could.

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congratulations. you are normal.

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Nah. "Normal" doesn't exist.

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