I would only be okay with being a laptop if I were owned by a nerd. Their system, the advance RPG's they play, hacking skills, etc. It would be a dream come true.
No...I.....Haven't given it much thought.......
I am. People push my buttons more than I care for. But faithfully, I give response and visuals.
Sitting on people's laps and letting them touch my buttons?
No, but I once got a lap dance.