Grandma got run over by a turkey!
I got this in my email
Last week for Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick: She asked my sister to pick up something from the store. When my sister left my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!!"
Upon pondering this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep -- Patricia is blonde!
Not much...It was sunny and 83 degrees...We did video call via my 'face-time app' on my ipod...saw my family freezing back east & I showed them all the palm trees out back here, and we ate to much..winding down now.
Yes, grandpa got drunk and started dancing like a wild cowboy to Paint it Black!!
The New England Patriots Scored Three Touchdowns in one minute. That's pretty damn funny, I don't care if you don't follow football like me. It's so humiliating it's absurd.