Ahh Sugar!! You poxy-eyed, bone hole, pole floater!

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Recently, I've been using butt and boobs a lot, though those are still a little inappropriate...<br />
"Sweet boobs, not this again..."<br />
"Aw, butt cheeks!!"<br />
"Buttocks!!"<br />
"Great breasts, stop that!!"<br />
"Holy boobies, you're so annoying..."<br />
Often times, just put on a fake accent and words start making themselves up instead of cusses xD My friends and I usually do it in an English accent but anything goes like Indian, Southern accent, Irish, Asian, etc.:<br />
"BISCUITS!!"<br />
"Fish'n chips..."<br />
"BABAGANOUSH." <-- I have no idea where this comes from, but it's there, so appreciate it xD<br />
"Big 'ol bum..."<br />
"Fritters!"

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:o) I use butt-cheek as an insult :o)

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babaganoush is a funny one! lol I think its a dip, maybe?

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Sugar Honey and Ice Tea (take the first letter in each word exept for the word and)

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Lol ! My nine year old says that all the time :o)

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fffff.......or crying out loud!!!<br />
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Flippin' heck<br />
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Jesus H Christ!!<br />
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Scrote's Alive!!<br />
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Goitre!!!

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LMAO. Scrote's alive :o)

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I love the word Scrote!!! Very apt when people are just past Oik!!

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FluFFing Hell !

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ken oats

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Lol ! ken elle :o)

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barstool.

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Isn't he the owner of Leeds United???

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Shut the front door! is a good one.<br />
or Where's The Fridge? (WTF?)<br />
Sometimes you can just replace every swear word with the word 'cus' as they did in fantastic mr fox to allow it to be suitable for children. e.g. "Calm the cus down." or "I don't give a cus."

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Love, "shut the front door" :oD

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That freaking witch!

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:o) good one !

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Arrgh! Shhhnikeeys

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Farquarnabla<br />
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Sole American<br />
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Fahcryinoutloud

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fuddle duddle

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Titzling

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