I could dance with John Lennon from Harlem to France<br />
if he had not been killed by that kook with 'brain-ants'<br />
<br />
I can polka across Belgium, Austria and over the Seine<br />
I can dance till I drop in a muddy storm drain<br />
<br />
I can waltz from Tibet playing a didgereedoo<br />
I can foxtrot for hours without you-know-who<br />
<br />
I can jitterbug silly till I'm blue in the face<br />
I can shimmy while being pepper sprayed with utmost of grace <br />
<br />
I can Big Apple line dance or bolero or basque<br />
whether ballroom or barn I will take you to task<br />
<br />
I can ballet as though I weigh twenty-five pounds<br />
Boogaloo on an iceberg with baskerville hounds<br />
<br />
I can chula and chicken and grizzly bear<br />
I can hokey the pokey with bats in my hair<br />
<br />
I can hiphop as if I was one of the bros<br />
I can highland and hustle with rings on my toes<br />
<br />
I can hula or humppa, hutsulka or twist<br />
I can mince like a sissy with the limpest of wrist <br />
<br />
I can str ip with a pole in the seediest bars<br />
I can watusi and western in between moving cars<br />
<br />
I can whip and wolosso on the Golden Gate Bridge<br />
I can two-step and tumba on a snow covered ridge<br />
<br />
I can tsakonikos and tsamiko from Cyprus through Geece<br />
I can tsifteteli and rhumba in both wartime and peace<br />
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I can square dance in one of those poofy, soft slips<br />
I can dance in the street waiting for Mister Chips <br />
<br />
I can St. Louis shag, schottische and fine<br />
I can dance in spiked pumps that are not even mine<br />
<br />
I can reggae as if I was born with dreadlocks<br />
I can slosh and slow dance while being pulled by an ox<br />
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I can ska nk and skip jive from Shanghai to Bejing<br />
I can shim sham and shimmy as an every day thing<br />
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(to be continued)

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no I cant dance, I'm nervous if people "watch" me...... they sey dancing and sex is alike ???? I'm no good on a dance floor but I'm good in bed !!!! LOL :-)

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Salsa

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i love to dance. i suck at it,but i still love to :P a bit of jazz, salsa, some bollywood moves :P

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I have been in ballet since the age of 5. I have also been on Varsity poms at school (hip-hop and contemporary). My knees and feet are forever ruined from it!

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The grandma dance.... the one they do at weddings and parties, which involves only arms and posterior movement

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Yes I can dance. :) Jazz, tango and ballet. <3

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My heart knows but my feet disagree

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Only in total darkness with copious amounts of alcohol involved.

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